Why we make
fun of AOL users

From nowhere comes this email message. I’m amazed these people can figure out how to work the power switch on their TVs. How is it they manage with a computer?

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GOT YOUR MESSAGE. DID NOT GET ADDRESSES YOU SENT. GOT AUNT TOMMY'S PHONE
NUMBER 304-***-2594 . SHE CALLED MONDAY TO SEE WHAT HAPPEN I DID'NT ATTEND
THE WEDDING MY HUSBAND WAS SICK.
STATED SHERRY WAS IN . I REALLY WOULD HAVE LIKE TO SEEN HER.
I'LL SEE HER AT FAMILY REUNION. I'M REALLY PLEASED THAT GEORGIE AND - WIFE
WILL BE THERE. WHAT ABOUT AUNT KATHRINE AND THE REST
OF THE FAMILY. TELL AUNT LINDA WE SAID HELLO. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE EVERY ONE.
I'M NOT REAL FAST ABOUT ANSWERING MY E-MAIL. VERY BUSY
WILL BE IN CHARLESTON NEXT R/T WORK. SOME DAY I WILL BE RETIRED TOO AND WE
CAN TALK ALL DAY. HA HA I'M GETTING THE KIDS AND GRANDKIDS TOGATHER FOR
PICTURES OK GIVE ME A COUPLE OF WEEKS
I'M GOING TO MOM'S HOUSE TO GET THIERS OK . I WILL HAVE THEM.
WELL I GOT SOME PAPER WORK TO DO. SO I BETTER GO FOR NOW.
E-MAIL BACK OK. LOVE YOU ALL.
MY SON JOHN D**** IS ON HERE ALL THE TIME HIS E-MAIL IS JOHN******
SOMEDAY HE WILL BE A STATE TROOPER. I HOPE. THATS HIS GOAL.
THEY CALL HIM BUFF, HIS GETTING BIGER AND BIGER

                                YOUR SEXY NIECE IN WVA.
                                           HA! HA!
                                   DID YOU NEED A LAUGH

The family is going into law enforcement. Somehow I’m not surprised.